Jason Better Draws A Blank…
Ever have one of those days where you run out of clever things to say? Well, this morning I’m at a loss for words.
Yeah, I know that’s hard to believe, but even Jason Better runs out of things to say some days. So I thought I would dig up some posts that are popular here – so that some of the newer readers (maybe you) could get up to speed.
Here’s Some Popular Jason Better Blog Posts You May Have Missed…
Stop being a wimp…
The Spartan Secret Of Network Marketing Success…
Nobody really wants to know what it takes to succeed. That’s why I’ve been holding out on you.
Because the truth is, it’s not easy, it’s not fast, and it’s downright terrifying.
But if you really want to know what it takes,
ask the Spartans.
The Spartan Secret Of Network Marketing Success…
By golly, not another typo!
Mistakes In Network Marketing
Don’t you hate typos? I sure do. Yesterday I was sitting here checking my stats like I usually do in the evenings and I’ll be darned, but there was actually a typo in the subject line I sent to you.
SUBJECT: I desperately need you attention
The funny thing is, I had just written an article about how to write subject lines!
You’re creeping people out…
Puts Your Face On Comments…
This is almost as creepy as the movie “Invasion Of The Body Snatchers”. Because everywhere I go, people are walking around without a face.
No, seriously! People visit my blog every day and when I look at their face, they have no eyes, or ears, or even breathing holes.
I’m getting a little creeped out already…
Who hasn’t felt like this guy before?
Help For Network Marketers Overwhelmed With Information…
If you have a pile of books, information products, or courses gathering dust on your shelves. If you have a few books you never even cracked open because there’s too much to learn and so little time to do it… well then this post is for you…
Because I’m gonna show you how to learn almost anything without struggling and do it fast.
Help For Network Marketers Overwhelmed With Information…
I’ll wrap things up with a brief glossary of terms used here on Jason Better Blog – for the benefit of new readers – who don’t understand the “inside jokes”.
These are some hilarious “conspiracy” theories and ideas readers of the Jason Better Blog have invented – they’re good for a laugh.
Jessica Better: According to some readers, Jason Better is really “Jessica Better” because no guy could possibly multitask like this. I will neither confirm nor deny it.
Gremlins: Believe it or not, some readers have hinted that Jason Better hires “gremlins” to post comments and write blog posts for him every day. – not true.
Comment Ninjas: A “comment ninja” is a person who “steals” the highly coveted first comment of the day like a ninja.
Unicorns: Some readers have hinted that I hate unicorns because of a few offhand remarks. But this could not be further from the truth, I like them well done with Chicken n’ Rib BBQ sauce.
I’m sure there’s loads more… but I will have to dig through your comments and e-mails to find them – till then – where do you come up with this stuff?
Did I miss a few?
See you soon,
-Jason The “Better Networker”
-The Jason Better Blog
P.S. Invite some friends to join the fun: Spread the smiles by “Retweeting” or “Sharing” this post with your friends. Mucho appreciated. 
46 Comments
Jerome Ratliff on March 19th, 2010
Hey there Jason,
Hilarious post the other day on Chris Owen’s site huh.
Anywho…
Even though you are drawing a blank (been there before), you did bring up some good posts.
I especially liked the Spartan Secret of Network Marketing Success.
Have a great weekend…
Jerome Ratliff
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:32 am
One of my faves too.
Two blog posts were posted that day… so it didn’t get the attention other posts do.
Have a fantastic weekend Jerome.
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March 19th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I remember that day well. I beat the comment ninja to the second post.
Ah memories.
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March 19th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I can’t figure it out… he’s faster than a ninja… nobody is that fast.
Mary Thayer on March 19th, 2010
Is it really a blank??? You so greatly reminded us all of the great past posts you have offered! It is most likely just a Friday thing for today. Go easy on yourself and take some well deserved R&R!
Mary Thayer
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Hey Mary,
Thanks. I think it’s might be this weird head cold I’m suffering from. It’s sapping my ideas – oh no!
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Rebecca Geiger on March 19th, 2010
I am the unicorn rider with gremlin ferries leading me into the abyss of underground internet marketing. I’ve have traveled internet light-years to the kingdom of e-learning to meet the king. Jason better. Let the horns sound! tooot toot!
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:29 am
Rebecca,
Some days I worry about you…
Step away from the hair spray. 
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David Wilcoxson on March 19th, 2010
Josh the Comment Ninja! Love it!
Jason, take two aspirin, get some rest, and I’m sure that this ‘loss of words’ condition will go away.
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Funny you say that… by the end of the post… I had too many ideas. I guess, you have to jump start the brain some days.
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Rochelle Fabrizio on March 19th, 2010
Hi, Jason!
I’m almost afraid to post since I, ummm, don’t have a…face, yet , or, hey, even a site, but, that will happen within the next couple of weeks.
At any rate, have been following (lurking, euww?) along for the last few weeks and love your posts, along with those of the commenters – what a great community! And, even when you are drawing a blank, such as today, you’re providing valuable lessons in the form of reminders – so, thanks!
I did want to point out that you seem to have neglected, in your wrap-up, to mention that you are also a cat hater – hear, hear (am a dog lover, myself), but, perhaps you were protecting yourself from further blow-back from those warm and fuzzy cat lovers on this site? Heh, heh!
Before I leave, did want to ask if you could consider a topic for one of your upcoming posts – doing a round-up of your thoughts on sites with royalty-free photos (pros/cons). I’d be interested to know which sites you use (royalty-free, or not)or just give higher marks to.
Thanks to you for being such a great mentor, and, to those regulars in this community who continue to keep us all enthralled!
Rochelle
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Hey Rochelle,
No worries, it’s funny you should bring up cats. I have nothing against them but they sure do the darndest things.
I love your idea for a post. It would have been great for today. Will definitely put that on my “list”.
Thanks again.
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Chris Owen on March 19th, 2010
Hey Jason,
Nice glossary of terms there. I was starting to wonder if new people to the site would be wondering what the heck we are all talking about.
I do think you should take the time to inform everyone that you do not eat babies.
Or do you?
I am happy to have been a part of the Jason Better conspiracy theories.
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Reminds me of the “X-Files” or something.
I can hear the music playing…
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Mitchell Dillman on March 19th, 2010
Well Jason,
I’m both shocked and dismayed…
Not that you ran out of clever things to say, but that you’re having such a sexual identity crisis. 
Maybe some rest would be good…Even Unicorns and Gremlins have to take a break from time to time.
And besides, maybe you need to take time for some self-reflection…
Make it a GREAT week-end Jason.
Mitchell Dillman
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March 19th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Oh man,
I don’t know how to take these conspiracy theories anymore. Way too funny.
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Ilka Flood on March 19th, 2010
Good Morning Jason,
Really? Did you really draw a blank? If so it’s a good thing because the posts you brought up are of great value.
Those who read them before (like me) can read them again and for new readers it is a selection of “Better’s Best of the Best.”
Have an awesome day!
Ilka
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March 19th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Wow, I totally did.
I guess, it’s cool once in a while.
Nice to share some of the “greatest hits” here.
Have a great one Ilka,
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Twila Jacobs on March 19th, 2010
Jason,
Hope you get over that funky head cold and that it doesn’t turn worse. Whatever we have here is nasty! I was held hostage yesterday at the doctors office all afternoon…ugh!
Thanks for pointing us to some great posts to re-read. It’s amazing how sometimes just reading something a second or third time, you pick up on things missed the first time around.
BTW, I don’t thing you’re Jessica due to the “gone like a fart in the wind” comment in one of your posts.
I’m betting you’re a very handsome guy and if you revealed yourself to us your server would crash ; )
Take care and get some rest so you can enlighten us next week!
Twila
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March 19th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I like your theory.
Yep, Twila, you have something there.
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Wayne Vassell on March 19th, 2010
Boy, I hate it when I have those blog moments.
I should be more organized and have it all mapped out for the week, but I usually get inspiration on the day – Or shall I say “most days”.
Jessica Better – Hmmmm, how can we be sure you are really a guy though J? (ha)
Have a good weekend.
Wayne Vassell, signing out…
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Rhonda Miller on March 19th, 2010
Hmm??
Anyone ever considered that Jason & Josh could be the same person. After all, how do you get the #1 comment spot every single day.
And Jason (or Josh) or whoever you are mystery blogger, are you just trying the pour salt into the wounds with the unicorn thing??
These tears are killing me and “No” they are not unicorn tears or traumatized baby tears. They are pure salt in the wound tears 
So, by Monday, are we going to see a novel on your site?
Have a great weekend,
Rhonda
P.S. Who says network marketing isn’t fun? They obviously haven’t been here
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March 19th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
By George Rhonda, you may be onto something there!!! I just thought Josh had a “batphone” that alerted him when Jason hit the publish button, now I’m thinking otherwise. Great point!!
What a way to self-promote yourself Josh ; )
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March 19th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Not so fast Girls,
Chris says he knows the secret location where our friend, Jasonessica has parked and is living in his/ers RV.
Seems he’s convinced he can get some photos to put this whole JBetter controversy to rest…
I’ve been doing some poking around myself and can’t be sure…We’ll keep you updated as to the latest findings.
There’s something brewing, that’s for sure…
Your friend,
Mitchell Dillman
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March 19th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
You guys have an overactive imagination.
Mitcehll Dillman on March 19th, 2010
Hey now Joshasonessica,
Or whoever you may be…
Okay, I think it’s high time you came clean and answered some of those questions I posed to you a few weeks back.
Seems us loyal followers just gotta know…
Come on now, what’s the scoop?
Your buddy,
Mitchell Dillman
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Gayle Buchanan on March 19th, 2010
Morning Jason
Yay, thanks for sharing the ‘blank’ – There is a wealth of knowledge here – who needs a library!!
BN saves a heap of space in my house PLUS I get to hang out with you fellas
have an excellent weekend
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Dwayne Huggins on March 19th, 2010
Hey J
The dreaded -BLANK- if have half felt that.
I had an unformed idea which I wanted to use, but had no idea how it was going to pan out.
Strangely enough it became one of my better post.
You have a wealth of content which you can use to fill to gaps. The ones you chose to today are great.
Have a great weekend
Dwayne
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Mitcehll Dillman on March 19th, 2010
Hey Jason?
The story is out my friend…Go to BetterNetworker to see the real story!
I’ve just posted the all inquiring article…What’s the real story behind Jasonessica Better?
You may retaliate as you see fit.
Just funnin’ with ya brother (sister), uhmm…
All I know is this has got to be the best place on the Web for me…
Thanks!
Mitchell Dillman
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Tommy DiPietro on March 19th, 2010
Hey J and the “Better” Bunch
I love reading some of those older posts. I was able check out some of the other blogs from the Better Bunch.
The best part of this week was I finally came up with an idea to produce some new training material. Even though someone (not here) has used the concept, this gives me a chance to make it “Better”.
I hope everyone has a Grrrreat Weekend!
From the comfort of Home Sweet Home,
Tommy D.
“The Prospecting Hero”
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Peter Grimes on March 19th, 2010
Jason,
I love the fact that you can “run out of something to say” and still pull like a gazillion comments.
Me quietly thinks this is another clever marketing secret unleashed
Have a great weekend everyone! And remember, if you ever wonder about tomorrow, then just ask me, because it’s already tomorrow in Australia
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March 20th, 2010 at 11:46 am
So you’re like my Australian crystal ball then?
Why Network Marketing? You could make a living selling
lottery tickets.
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Eric McMillan on March 20th, 2010
Today’s lack of brain power confirms my conspiracy theory that you are in fact the Oogle Bot in disguise. Oogle has been down for maintenance and that’s why you can’t seem to come up with anything.
I don’t mean to pat myself on the back, but I feel like Columbo right now for figuring this secret out. All of the JB community can rest easier today knowing this super sleuth cracked this case!
One other thing, welcome to my world of the blank mind. Sometimes I wonder if I even have a brain.
This much is obvious from this comment posting,
Enrique “Columbo” McMillan
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March 21st, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Well using that logic you must be one too!
Gosh, I’ll go back to avoiding the journalists now… next thing you know I’ll be on the cover of the Weekly World News or something.
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March 21st, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Jason,
I am shocked, you might be the first person to ever find logic in anything I write.
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Tommy DiPietro on March 22nd, 2010
Too bad this wasn’t written 10 years earlier, my cousin was the Chief Editor of World Weekly News when they still existed.
Tommy
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Matt Cassity on March 31st, 2010
Thanks Jason!
You have reminded me of some posts that have made a difference in my business!
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Hey Jason,
I hate when that happens your mind just go blank. But what you have here is some of my favorites.
Especially the comment ninja.
Have a great weekend…
Josh
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March 19th, 2010 at 10:33 am
Josh -
You’re the #1 comment today… hmmm!
What’s your secret comment Ninja???
Jerome Ratliff
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March 19th, 2010 at 11:22 am
I think he uses gremlins. Chris accused me of that the other day. I had to laugh.
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